''Quiet Seashore''

The Sea Is Calm Tonight

''Quiet Seashore''

The Sea Is Calm Tonight

A dish of ice cream

little boy
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.
“How much is an ice cream sundae?”
“۵۰ cents,” replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.
“How much is a dish of plain ice cream?” he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient.
“۳۵ cents,” she said brusquely.
The little boy again counted the coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed.
When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw.
There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were 15 cents – her tip.

روزایی که یک بستنی مخلوط کم و بیش گرون بود پسر ده ساله ای وارد کافی شاپ هتلی شد و روی صندلی نشست . خدمتکار یک لیوان آب براش برد
بستنی مخلوط چنده؟
خدمتکار جواب داد : پنجاه سنت
پسرک دستش رو داخل جیبش کرد و چند سکه توش پیدا کرد. اون پرسید ؟: یک ظرف بستنی ساده چنده ؟
بعضی مشتری ها منتظر میز بودن و خدمتکار کمی کم صبر بود . خدمتکار با تشر گفت : سی و پنج سنت
پسرک بازم سکه ها رو شمرد. اون گفت : لطفا بستنی ساده
خدمتکار بستنی را آورد و صورتحساب رو روی میز گذاشت و رفت. پسر بستنی رو تمام کرد و پول رو به صندوقدار پرداخت کرد و رفت
(وقتی خدمتکار برگشت شروع کرد به تمییز کردن میز ولی چیزی دید که آب دهانش رو به سختی قورت داد ( خشکش زد
!!!اونجا کنار ظرف خالی به شکلی مرتب  پانزده سنت بود- انعامش
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Story of a small boy

Peter was eight and a half years old, and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time, but last Friday he came home from school late. His mother was in the kitchen, and she saw him and said to him, "Why are you late today, Peter
"My teacher was angry and sent me to the headmaster after our lessons," Peter answered
?""To the headmaster?" his mother said. "Why did she send you to him
"Because she asked a question in the class; Peter said, "and none of the children gave her the answer except me."
His mother was angry. "But why did the teacher send you to the headmaster then? Why didn't she send all the other stupid children?" she asked Peter
."Because her question was, "Who put glue on my chair?" Peter said
L.A.Hill

(short story (2

Two soldiers were in camp.The first one's name was George,and the second one's name was Bill.George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope,Bill?"

Bill said,"yes,I have" and he gave them to him.

Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen.Bill gave him his,and George wrote his letter .Then he put it in envelope and said,"Have you got  stamp, Bill?"Bill gave him one,

Then Bill got up and went to the door , so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

Bill said ,"Yes, I am,"and he opened the door.

George said,"please put my letter in the box in office, and...He stopped.

"What do you want now?"Bill said to him.

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered," whats your girl-friend's Address?!!!!!!!

L.A.Hill


(Darya)

Do you know why?!!!

because Bill's girlfriend's naked picture was next to the Bill's Bed, on the wall!!!!!!! 

(1) short story

Henry was from the United States and he had come

to London for a holiday.

One day he was not feeling well,so he want to the clerk at the 

desk of his hotel and said,I want to see a doctor.Can you give 

me the name of a good one?

The clerk looked in a book and then said ,Dr Kenneth Grey 

61010.

Henry said,Thank you very much.Is he expensive?

"well,the clerk answered, he always charges his patients two 

pounds for their first visit to him,and £1.50 for later visits."

Henry decided to save 50 p, so when he went to see the doctor, 

he said,'I've come again,doctor.'

For a few seconds the nodded and said,Oh, Yes.' He examined 

him and then said ,'Everything's going as it should do.Just 

continue with the medicine I gave you last time.

L.A.Hill