Two soldiers were in camp.The first one's name was George,and the second one's name was Bill.George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope,Bill?"
Bill said,"yes,I have" and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen.Bill gave him his,and George wrote his letter .Then he put it in envelope and said,"Have you got stamp, Bill?"Bill gave him one,
Then Bill got up and went to the door , so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill said ,"Yes, I am,"and he opened the door.
George said,"please put my letter in the box in office, and...He stopped.
"What do you want now?"Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered," whats your girl-friend's Address?!!!!!!!
L.A.Hill
(Darya)
Do you know why?!!!
because Bill's girlfriend's naked picture was next to the Bill's Bed, on the wall!!!!!!!
Henry was from the United States and he had come
to London for a holiday.
One day he was not feeling well,so he want to the clerk at the
desk of his hotel and said,I want to see a doctor.Can you give
me the name of a good one?
The clerk looked in a book and then said ,Dr Kenneth Grey
61010.
Henry said,Thank you very much.Is he expensive?
"well,the clerk answered, he always charges his patients two
pounds for their first visit to him,and £1.50 for later visits."
Henry decided to save 50 p, so when he went to see the doctor,
he said,'I've come again,doctor.'
For a few seconds the nodded and said,Oh, Yes.' He examined
him and then said ,'Everything's going as it should do.Just
continue with the medicine I gave you last time.
L.A.Hill